Stories

I wrote a lotta stories once,

To put into the fair,

One was about a hallows night,

The other ‘bout a bear!

I got like, fifty stories,

a lotta a lotta stories,

To write them gets me glories,

When I write someone stories!

I wrote a book ‘bout Princess Peach,

Luigi, Mario,

The toads (I realized they’re twins),

and mean old Wario!

I got like, fifty stories,

a lotta a lotta stories,

To write them gets me glories,

When I write someone stories!

I wrote a story ‘bout a cat,

It only name was Socks,

Kiddies gave him bubble bath,

But grown-ups gave him rocks!

I got like, fifty stories,

a lotta a lotta stories,

To write them gets me glories,

When I write someone stories!

I wrote a mystery one time,

About a little girl,

She and her friends solved it real quick,

And earn themselves a pearl!

I got like, fifty stories,

a lotta a lotta stories,

To write them gets me glories,

When I write someone stories!

That is the end of my campaign,

That is my story’s end,

I hope you like this show I’ve done,

More’s just around the bend!

I got like, fifty stories,

a lotta a lotta stories,

To write them gets me glories,

When I write someone stories!